HAPPY HALLOWEEN

t-tony

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You take care when you're out trick or treating mate:thumbsup:

Tony.
 

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And check your goodies for weird crap! They're warning about fentynal blotters being put in kids bags and simply touching them may cause death!! Sick Bast**^s!!! JIM
 

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Thanks Frankie, The witching hour is nearly upon us!... Just walked the dog and found myself moaning about all the flour and eggs being thrown around and what a dreadful waste of food it is... Must be getting old. :ymdevil:
 

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Thanks Frankie, The witching hour is nearly upon us!... Just walked the dog and found myself moaning about all the flour and eggs being thrown around and what a dreadful waste of food it is... Must be getting old. :ymdevil:
Usually if kids do bad things, it's on mischief night a few nights before Halloween. I'm familiar with eggs but what with the flour. That's a new one for me....................Frankie
 

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Thanks Frankie, The witching hour is nearly upon us!... Just walked the dog and found myself moaning about all the flour and eggs being thrown around and what a dreadful waste of food it is... Must be getting old. :ymdevil:
Flour and eggs???? A few more ingredients and they could be throwing cake or pancakes............Frankie
P.S. even pasta..........................How could I have forgotten that??????????????
 

t-tony

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When I was 21 (yes I was, once) my "friends" covered my bright red Mini with eggs, flour and treacle (Golden Syrup) for a laugh. Trouble was I needed a lie in after my party and after a heavy dew the sun got to work and cooked it all like toffee. Ruined the paintwork getting it off.

Tony.
 

hard top

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Are you sat there spanking the monkey my old American friend....:D
 

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And you have to watch out for those witches......
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While gazing through some pictures of witch coustumes I came across this one..........................



After looking at this picture for a few minutes, it occured to me what I would say if it ever happened I would come across someone sitting on a pumpkin like this. I would have to ask: "After a while, doesn't that stem begin to feel uncomfortable?"........................Frankie
 

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While gazing through some pictures of witch coustumes I came across this one..........................



After looking at this picture for a few minutes, it occured to me what I would say if it ever happened I would come across someone sitting on a pumpkin like this. I would have to ask: "After a while, doesn't that stem begin to feel uncomfortable?"........................Frankie
I'm sure that when the boys in the UK take a look at this, they'll tell me that the expression on the face of the pumpkin can be best explained by calling it a "Grateful Smile"...........................Frankie


PS/ In retrospect, I'm truly sorry I didn't save this picture to use as "ADD YOUR OWN CAPTION....."
Can't even begin to imagine what fun the boys would have had with this one...........................Frankie
 
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FRANKIE

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..............such as..............................."There used to be a candle inside the pumpkin, but I took care of that !!!!!!!!!"
or......................."Before I sat on the pumpkin, the point on my hat stood straight up, but then........................"
 
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